Originally the day dedicated to the only Christian saint of happy marriages, Valentine’s day now means love and excitement. Well, at least for the ‘priviliged’ ones. But what about the lonely souls? Ever wondered what single guys get to hear all day? Scientifically speaking….
Nah! Just from little experience, I point out here 10 things most single guys hear on this day..
1. WHAT’S THE PLAN?
The most obvious thing any single guy would hear on Valentine’s day is this question. And yes, it HAS to be something fool proof, oozing with desperation like getting a date is the ultimate goal left in one’s life.
2. YOU ARE STILL BETTER
Now, something which hurts more than the silly questions are the praises and thank gods you hear when you tell them you are single. Forget about, sharing your thoughts, this specie starts their own rattle about their ‘unhealthy’ relationship.
3. NOT FOR LONG
And then you have your friends who are blessed with the talent of spreading the rumour. They are 200 % sure when they tell you that you are going to get lucky this time. No matter how unreliable their information turns out to be at the end, they surely bring a huge smile on your face.
4. NO BIG DEAL
“Oye koi ni yaar”- this dialogue, no matter how relieving it may sound leaves you depressed at the end. They tell you to cheer up and try your luck next time, but in the process point out all your errors and flaws that you end up doubting your friendship.
5. GUESS WHAT?
A lethal combination of No. 3 and No. 4, this particular group intentionally come and tell you all about the happy couples’ plans for the day in their cute way that you feel like punching them.
6. IF YOU DONT MIND…
The sentence starts… and ends into a question that leaves you astounded. This is a single guy like you, but a lot more desperate who seeks your permission to ask the girl out for a date, you proposed last year.. Insane.
7. YOU ARE MY VALENTINE
Moving towards more caring friends.. we find on the list, the people, who, be it for a joke or out of empathy, ask you out to be their Valentine. What hapoens next may vary greatly but yes, it is always a novel and unique experience.
8. LOVE YOURSELF
Here comes something every guy must have heard their female friends saying on 14/2. Yes te glorious “Love yourself” lecture. Quite helpful, this bromide relax you but trust its effect changes drastically if get to hear it every hear. Good going girls!
9. LET’S CELEBRATE!
Fom girls to boys this is something an all single all boys group has to offer to you. This is the celebration of being single every boy of supercool group can relate to it. Not to forget the contribution of alcohol and porn flicks 😛
10. WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW
Lastly something, not one hears every year but something you would surely hear this time. “What about tomorrow? Would you watch the match?” …. Yeah! We just got it perfect. Steal the worldcup!
Now, hopefully this post not only entertained you but made you nostalgic too. Well.. what can I say… Thank you and yes this is a god gift. 😛